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THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL MUST FULFILL THEIR DESTINY AND SAVE US ALL

I haven’t posted anything in a while.  Post-deportation has been tough and time-consuming.  The Phillies stink and today Charlie Manuel got fired.  Needless to say, I’m not a happy phan right now.  So what is the only thing that could … Continue reading

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PH-YOU TIM TEBOW

NFL journeyman-backup quarterback, Tim Tebow (above, crying), accepted a deal today to become “Stupid” Tom Brady’s backup in New England.  Normally, I wouldn’t give a quarter of a damn about this.  However, that SOB, Tebow turned down an offer to … Continue reading

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TEEN ANGST ARENA BOWL XXV BELATED RECAP POEM

SOUL SUCKER All it took was one play, For you to throw it all away. After one quarter it was over, Dreams shattered by a defensive rover. I gave you my trust, But my dreams turned to rust. I know … Continue reading

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SOUL ARENA BOWL XXV BANDWAGON TIME

The true saviors of our city, The Philadelphia Soul play in Arena Bowl XXV in a mere 30 minutes.  IT’S BANDWAGON TIME!!!!! LET’S GO SOUL!!  SAVE OUR CITY!!

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THE END OF AN ERA

The bad news:The good news: The Phillies are tied for first place in the NL East with zero consecutive sellouts!  And I found a font that looks like a distant cousin of the old Phillies font. Seriously, though…Arena Bowl XXV … Continue reading

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SOUL BANDWAGON EXTRAVAGANZA TIME

The Philadelphia Soul are our Philly sports saviors! Tonight at 8:00 (NFL Network), our Philadelphia Soul play the Jacksonville Sharks for the American Conference Championship and the right to play for the AFL Championship in Arena Bowl XXV. Judging by … Continue reading

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SOUL BANDWAGON TIME

With the crushing disappointment of the Sixers game 7 loss to the Celtics (screw you, Hip-Hop) and the early playoff exit of the Flyers, the city of Philadelphia is left with only the Phillies as their sports saviors. Sadly, the … Continue reading

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