Tag Archives: SMPhH

FROM GOAT TO HERO: THE MAN WHO SAVED MAIKEL FRANCO’S FIRST HOME RUN BALL FROM THE JAWS OF EVIL

In case you have a job, or kids, or something, you may not have seen this apparent thievery of a woman who has been dubbed by the media “a cute, sweet, old, lady/granny.”  Now on first look combined with immediately … Continue reading

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RUBEN RETOOLSⅡ

If you missed it, here’s the original.

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SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED

You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government.  Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading

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MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE PHILLIES AT THIS MOMENT

This more or less sums it up…

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SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS

Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people?  The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place??  I don’t even know what to say.  Mini-Chooch … Continue reading

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RIP 2012-13 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

This past Wednesday, our Philadelphia 76ers played their final game of the season.  I’ll be honest, I had the Phillies game on and completely forgot about this game.  I only feel slightly bad about it since this season was a … Continue reading

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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU

Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it.  Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading

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