Tag Archives: SMPhH

FROM GOAT TO HERO: THE MAN WHO SAVED MAIKEL FRANCO’S FIRST HOME RUN BALL FROM THE JAWS OF EVIL

In case you have a job, or kids, or something, you may not have seen this apparent thievery of a woman who has been dubbed by the media “a cute, sweet, old, lady/granny.”  Now on first look combined with immediately … Continue reading

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RUBEN RETOOLSⅡ

If you missed it, here’s the original.

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SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED

You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government.  Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading

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MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE PHILLIES AT THIS MOMENT

This more or less sums it up…

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SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS

Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people?  The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place??  I don’t even know what to say.  Mini-Chooch … Continue reading

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RIP 2012-13 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

This past Wednesday, our Philadelphia 76ers played their final game of the season.  I’ll be honest, I had the Phillies game on and completely forgot about this game.  I only feel slightly bad about it since this season was a … Continue reading

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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU

Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it.  Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading

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THE OBLIGATORY ANDREW BYNUM HAIR MONTAGE

Since Andrew Bynum doesn’t play basketball and the Sixers stink, there isn’t much to discuss about the NBA.  I made this because if a picture is worth a thousand words, then a GIF has to be worth at least one … Continue reading

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NEW ITEMS IN THE EAGLES TEAM STORE

Just in time for the Holiday shopping season, the Eagles have introduced many new and exciting products that are sure to fly off the shelves and be at the top of everyone’s Christmas lists! PHILADELPHIA EAGLES PAPER BAG MASK — … Continue reading

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