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BOO PITTSBURGH (SUPER BELATED EAGLES WEEK 5 REVIEW)

The Eagles had a huge game against their intrastate rivals the Shittsburgh Steelers and blew it.  So, as usual screw Pittsburgh and Mike Vick.  Here’s a couple of songs that don’t necessarily portray ol’ Pittsburgh in the most positive light… … Continue reading

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QUOTH THE EAGLE (EAGLES vs RAVENS WEEK 2)

THE EAGLE Once upon a Saturday dreary, while I gameplanned bleak and leary, Over many a sack and curious volume of forgotten score, While I plodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a rapping, As of someone distinctly tapping, tapping at … Continue reading

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TEEN ANGST ARENA BOWL XXV BELATED RECAP POEM

SOUL SUCKER All it took was one play, For you to throw it all away. After one quarter it was over, Dreams shattered by a defensive rover. I gave you my trust, But my dreams turned to rust. I know … Continue reading

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