Tag Archives: Philadelphia

LANE JOHNSON’S CRASH COURSE ON PHILLY MOVIE MARATHON

Posted on April 30, 2013 by

As you already know, our Philadelphia Eagles selected Lane Johnson as their first round draft pick.  Upon being drafted, he said that he understands the passion of Philadelphia phans because he watched the movie, Invincible. “I just heard the fans … Continue reading →

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RIP 2012-13 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

Posted on April 21, 2013 by

This past Wednesday, our Philadelphia 76ers played their final game of the season.  I’ll be honest, I had the Phillies game on and completely forgot about this game.  I only feel slightly bad about it since this season was a … Continue reading →

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THE ONGOING SEARCH FOR A 76ers MASCOT IS OVER

Posted on February 17, 2013 by

Some time ago, I made the argument for Allen Iverson to become the new mascot of the 76ers.  I’ve pitched it to CEO Adam Aron on his Twitter account and it fell on deaf ears (typical).  The past few weeks, … Continue reading →

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OVERLY BELATED EAGLES VS CARDINALS REACTION AND MINI GIANTS PREVIEW

Posted on September 30, 2012 by

Editor’s Note:  I missed much of the second half of this abomination because I was doing fatherly things with Baby Phan.  So, I’ll leave it up to Drunken Phan to give his opinions… QUARTERBACKS: Vick stinks so bad that I’m … Continue reading →

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QUOTH THE EAGLE (EAGLES vs RAVENS WEEK 2)

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

THE EAGLE Once upon a Saturday dreary, while I gameplanned bleak and leary, Over many a sack and curious volume of forgotten score, While I plodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a rapping, As of someone distinctly tapping, tapping at … Continue reading →

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THE CLEVELAND BROWNS ROCK (EAGLES WEEK 1)

Posted on September 9, 2012 by
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MEET THE 2012 PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

It’s finally here!  The Eagles are playing a real game to save us from having to watch the Phillies miracle run into the playoffs and subsequent World Series Championship!  Here’s the breakdown of the Eagles 2012 opening day roster in … Continue reading →

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Posted on August 27, 2012 by

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading →

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TEEN ANGST ARENA BOWL XXV BELATED RECAP POEM

Posted on August 15, 2012 by

SOUL SUCKER All it took was one play, For you to throw it all away. After one quarter it was over, Dreams shattered by a defensive rover. I gave you my trust, But my dreams turned to rust. I know … Continue reading →

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SOUL ARENA BOWL XXV BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on August 10, 2012 by

The true saviors of our city, The Philadelphia Soul play in Arena Bowl XXV in a mere 30 minutes.  IT’S BANDWAGON TIME!!!!! LET’S GO SOUL!!  SAVE OUR CITY!!

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