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OVERLY BELATED EAGLES VS CARDINALS REACTION AND MINI GIANTS PREVIEW

Editor’s Note:  I missed much of the second half of this abomination because I was doing fatherly things with Baby Phan.  So, I’ll leave it up to Drunken Phan to give his opinions… QUARTERBACKS: Vick stinks so bad that I’m … Continue reading

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading

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THIS TEAM IS FULLY OPERATIONAL (bullpen not included)

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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading

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PACQUIAO VS BRADLEY RECAP

One of the great benefits of living in Santiago, Chile is that I can see every high-profile PPV boxing match for free on basic cable.  I was excited to watch the fight last night.  But, after yet another controversial decision, … Continue reading

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JOHN MAYBERRY JR. LOVE UPDATE PART II

The Stewardess by Craig Reynolds The darkest humorist: makes light my fears, so that this floating ship will not sink some 20,000 leagues under its panicked weight, pointing to six exits, laughing, she straps me to a chair and tells me, … Continue reading

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