DISPLACED PHAN T-SHIRTS
Upcoming Games
*All times are Eastern Standard, the only time zone that truly matters*
Wednesday, May 20th
Phillies at Rockies @ 8:40Thursday, May 21th
Phillies at Rockies @ 3:10Friday, May 22nd
Phillies at Natinals @ 7:05Saturday, May 23rd
Phillies at Natinals @ 4:05
Soul at Storm @ 7:30Sunday, May 24th
Phillies at Natinals @ 1:35Monday, May 25th
Phillies at LOLMets @ 1:10Tuesday, May 26th
Phillies at LOLMets @ 7:10Wednesday, May 27th
Phillies at LOLMets @ 1:10Thursday, May 28th
NOTHING?!?!?!?Follow Displaced Phan on Twitter
- Put the practice squad in please. 2 years ago
- 10, 9, 8, 76ers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Sixers 2 years ago
- RT @GrittyNHL: LOVEEEEEEE IT https://t.co/V4JcrBiy3G 2 years ago
-
Recent Posts
Archives
- May 2015 (2)
- September 2014 (2)
- August 2014 (1)
- July 2014 (6)
- January 2014 (2)
- October 2013 (1)
- August 2013 (1)
- July 2013 (4)
- June 2013 (5)
- May 2013 (6)
- April 2013 (9)
- March 2013 (11)
- February 2013 (5)
- January 2013 (3)
- December 2012 (1)
- November 2012 (4)
- October 2012 (8)
- September 2012 (6)
- August 2012 (12)
- July 2012 (9)
- June 2012 (17)
- May 2012 (21)
- April 2012 (36)
- March 2012 (8)
Dope Links
- Baseball Betsy
- Baseball Ross
- Baseball-Reference.com
- Birds 24/7
- California Phillies Phanatics
- Chris Creamer's Sports Logos Page
- Girl's Best Phriend
- http://complexphilly.com/
- I Never Booed Santa
- mlbtraderumors.com
- Philadelphia Flyers Nation
- Philliedelphia
- Philly Sports Limericks
- Phuture Phillies
- Souther Philly
- Team To Beat
- The 700 Level
- The Orange Update
- The Zo Zone
- Zoo With Roy
- 20,775 dopes and counting...
Tag Archives: phantastic photoshop
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged andy reid, Eagles, phantastic photoshop, smdh, Thanksgiving, turkey
Leave a comment
OVERLY BELATED EAGLES VS CARDINALS REACTION AND MINI GIANTS PREVIEW
Editor’s Note: I missed much of the second half of this abomination because I was doing fatherly things with Baby Phan. So, I’ll leave it up to Drunken Phan to give his opinions… QUARTERBACKS: Vick stinks so bad that I’m … Continue reading
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged 3 stooges, analysis, ballerinos, drunk, Eagles, Giants, phantastic photoshop, Philadelphia, time's yours, timeouts
Leave a comment
HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL
Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years. He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon. Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, DL, Dorney Park, Friendly's, ice cream, iguanas fritas, missing you, phantastic photoshop, Philadelphia, Phillies
Leave a comment
THIS TEAM IS FULLY OPERATIONAL (bullpen not included)
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Chase Utley, comeback, injuries, phantastic photoshop, Phillies, Roy Halladay, Ryan Howard
Leave a comment
THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE
The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day. Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)? Is he dead? Is he a deadbeat?? Was … Continue reading
Posted in Phanatic's Phather Search, The Phillies
Tagged deadbeats, DNA, Fathers Day, Maury, Phanatic, phantastic photoshop, Phillies
Leave a comment
PACQUIAO VS BRADLEY RECAP
One of the great benefits of living in Santiago, Chile is that I can see every high-profile PPV boxing match for free on basic cable. I was excited to watch the fight last night. But, after yet another controversial decision, … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged boxing, dumbest post ever, fixed, ghosts, judges, Pac-Man, phantastic photoshop
1 Comment
JOHN MAYBERRY JR. LOVE UPDATE PART II
The Stewardess by Craig Reynolds The darkest humorist: makes light my fears, so that this floating ship will not sink some 20,000 leagues under its panicked weight, pointing to six exits, laughing, she straps me to a chair and tells me, … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged flight attendant, John Mayberry Jr., love, phantastic photoshop, Phillies, poetry
Leave a comment
71 SADS (revisited)
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged achillies, Eagles, Jason Peters, phantastic photoshop, roll-a-bout, sads
Leave a comment
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! (3/27 edition)!!!!
Philadelphia Phans always have a penchant for the dramatic. Today will be the first (of many) entries into the “Sky is Falling” department. Today’s top apocalyptic stories: 1. Chase Utley’s replacement’s (Wilson Valdez) replacement’s (Michael Martinez) replacement (Freddy Galvis) is … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged Chicken Little, Galveez, Iggy, Ilya, impending doom, phantastic photoshop, Rosie Howie, sky is falling, xanax
1 Comment