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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by Displaced Phan

 

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OVERLY BELATED EAGLES VS CARDINALS REACTION AND MINI GIANTS PREVIEW

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Editor’s Note:  I missed much of the second half of this abomination because I was doing fatherly things with Baby Phan.  So, I’ll leave it up to Drunken Phan to give his opinions… QUARTERBACKS: Vick stinks so bad that I’m … Continue reading →

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading →

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THIS TEAM IS FULLY OPERATIONAL (bullpen not included)

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Displaced Phan
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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

Posted on June 17, 2012 by Displaced Phan

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading →

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PACQUIAO VS BRADLEY RECAP

Posted on June 10, 2012 by Displaced Phan

One of the great benefits of living in Santiago, Chile is that I can see every high-profile PPV boxing match for free on basic cable.  I was excited to watch the fight last night.  But, after yet another controversial decision, … Continue reading →

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JOHN MAYBERRY JR. LOVE UPDATE PART II

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Displaced Phan

The Stewardess by Craig Reynolds The darkest humorist: makes light my fears, so that this floating ship will not sink some 20,000 leagues under its panicked weight, pointing to six exits, laughing, she straps me to a chair and tells me, … Continue reading →

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71 SADS (revisited)

Posted on May 15, 2012 by Displaced Phan
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Goofy Andy

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Displaced Phan

 

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THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! (3/27 edition)!!!!

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Philadelphia Phans always have a penchant for the dramatic.  Today will be the first (of many) entries into the “Sky is Falling” department.  Today’s top apocalyptic stories: 1.  Chase Utley’s replacement’s (Wilson Valdez) replacement’s (Michael Martinez) replacement (Freddy Galvis) is … Continue reading →

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