Tag Archives: Phanatic

THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN III

I’ve been spending my lunch breaks the past week on Philly.com’s live chats. During Les Bowen’s Eagles chat, before my usual clown question, I got him to essentially say that the Eagles are going to be undefeated this year… During … Continue reading

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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading

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THE PHILLIE PHANATIC ASSEMBLES A LEGAL TEAM

The most sued mascot in sports, our beloved Phillie Phanatic, is once again in hot water. A woman is suing him for throwing her into a pool.  WTPh??  Naturally, I don’t believe a word of the woman’s claim as soon … Continue reading

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