Tag Archives: MLB

NOTABLE JOE WEST EJECTIONS

Everybody knows how godawful an umpire Joe West is.  His latest quest to one-up himself came on Sunday when he threw Jonathan Papelbon out of a game for simply adjusting himself.  As if that wasn’t enough, he had the audacity … Continue reading

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THE DISPLACED PHAN™ FREE ASSOCIATION TAUNTING GUIDE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS AND DRUNKS (PIRATES EDITION)

Everybody knows that Philadelphia phans are the most vile creatures on the planet… Now, you can show off your phandom and complete lack of human decency all over the USA (and parts of Canada)!  It’s easy to be rude and … Continue reading

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MEET THE 2012 PHILLIES

The Phillies finally play for realsies today.  Since many Phillie phans like to obsessively worry over nothing, I’ve included a worry index to a brief description of each player.  Zero is low, 10 is high. STARTING PITCHERS #34 Roy Halladay/RHP … Continue reading

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