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AN OVERDUE POSTCARD FROM MINI-CHOOCH

I finally received a postcard from my long deported clone of Carlos Ruiz, Mini-Chooch today!  I hadn’t heard from him in ages.  It seems as if he is doing well playing lots of baseball.  I was hoping to Skype with … Continue reading

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MINI-CHOOCH GOT DEPORTED TO PANAMA

Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away.  I don’t even know what to say.  I’m heartbroken.  He’s being sent to Panama immediately.  Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal… I’m hoping he’ll be happier … Continue reading

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SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED

You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government.  Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading

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WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!

Chooch has been gone for far too long.  I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month.  He’s been that depressed.  However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow.  Phinally!!  If … Continue reading

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THE TRUTH ABOUT ADDERALL

Needless to say, I’ve been sulking around the past couple day about this whole Chooch debacle.  I mean what’s the big deal about Adderall?  College kids take that all the time to study for tests and half the world has … Continue reading

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MINI-CHOOCH

I was reading an article on ineverbooedsanta last week and I replied to a comment that referred to Phuture Phillie Sebastian Valle as “Mini-Chooch”… Inspired, I took a quick flight to Chooch’s home country of Panama that very night to … Continue reading

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