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Tag Archives: Mini-Chooch
AN OVERDUE POSTCARD FROM MINI-CHOOCH
I finally received a postcard from my long deported clone of Carlos Ruiz, Mini-Chooch today! I hadn’t heard from him in ages. It seems as if he is doing well playing lots of baseball. I was hoping to Skype with … Continue reading
MINI-CHOOCH GOT DEPORTED TO PANAMA
Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away. I don’t even know what to say. I’m heartbroken. He’s being sent to Panama immediately. Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal… I’m hoping he’ll be happier … Continue reading
SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED
You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government. Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading
WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!
Chooch has been gone for far too long. I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month. He’s been that depressed. However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow. Phinally!! If … Continue reading
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Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, Mini-Chooch, Phil Collins, Phillies, saviors, suspension
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THE TRUTH ABOUT ADDERALL
Needless to say, I’ve been sulking around the past couple day about this whole Chooch debacle. I mean what’s the big deal about Adderall? College kids take that all the time to study for tests and half the world has … Continue reading
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Tagged Adderall, Airplane, Chooch, Jessie Spano, Mini-Chooch, suspension, unmitigated truth
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MINI-CHOOCH
I was reading an article on ineverbooedsanta last week and I replied to a comment that referred to Phuture Phillie Sebastian Valle as “Mini-Chooch”… Inspired, I took a quick flight to Chooch’s home country of Panama that very night to … Continue reading