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ANOTHER REASON WHY WE’RE THE BEST

As everyone knows our madman Captain, Claude Girouxxx, got freshman year of college hammered on Canadian 4th of July (July 1st) and repeatedly grabbed a male cop’s ass.  Now for pretty much all fanbases, this would be disastrous.  The torment … Continue reading

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! LOVE, DISPLACED PHAN

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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU

Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it.  Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading

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OVERLY BELATED EAGLES VS CARDINALS REACTION AND MINI GIANTS PREVIEW

Editor’s Note:  I missed much of the second half of this abomination because I was doing fatherly things with Baby Phan.  So, I’ll leave it up to Drunken Phan to give his opinions… QUARTERBACKS: Vick stinks so bad that I’m … Continue reading

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DRUNKEN POINT/COUNTERPOINT PHAN VS PHAN EAGLES VS BROWNS REACTION

Here’s a debate over the positional play of the Eagles in Week 1 vs Cleveland.  The debaters are sober me (Displaced Phan) and drunk me (Drunken Phan). QUARTERBACK: Drunken Phan: Jesus H. Christ.  So I didn’t watch a walk-off Phillies … Continue reading

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THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN IV

Here’s another collection of my clown questions for the various sports journalists of Philly.com. We’ll start with Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Inquirer: Recently called up journalist prospect and Scott Rolen apologist, Ryan Lawrence of the Daily News: Zach Berman … Continue reading

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