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THE PHANATIC’S PHATHER IS STILL ON THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS

I haven’t abandoned hope on trying to find out the identity of the Phillie Phanatic’s phather.  After examining the possibilities of Bill Giles, David Montgomery, Gary “Sarge” Matthews, Tim McCarver, and Mr. Snufflelupagus, the trail seemed to have died a … Continue reading

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IS SARGE THE PHANATIC’S PHATHER??

The ongoing search for the identity of the Phillie Phanatic’s phather has taken an interesting turn.  After I recently suggested that David Montgomery or Bill Giles was the deadbeat dad of the Phanatic, I got this comment from my phriend, … Continue reading

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WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN??

One of the perks of being an international man of mystery is that I can take a couple of long vacations a year.  These vacations typically consist of spending a few weeks in the United States running around like a … Continue reading

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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading

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