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Tag Archives: Chooch
RUBEN RETOOLSⅡ
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Posted in The Phillies
Tagged bums, Chooch, Cliff Lee, Delmon Young, displaced phan films, Jonathan Papelbon, Michael Young, Phillies, Ruben Amaro Jr, SMPhH, trade deadline
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SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS
Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people? The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place?? I don’t even know what to say. Mini-Chooch … Continue reading
WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!
Chooch has been gone for far too long. I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month. He’s been that depressed. However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow. Phinally!! If … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, Mini-Chooch, Phil Collins, Phillies, saviors, suspension
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HOW CHOOCH IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON HIS SABBATICAL
Chooch has a lot of free time on his hands since he’s been unfairly banned from the first 25 Phillies games of the season. How has he been keeping busy? Last season, I found out how Chooch spent his time … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, ice cream, Masters, ms pac man, Pac-Man, Phillies, Pope, Turkey Hill, world record
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MISSING YOU, CHOOCH
The Phillies are 2-4. The pitching has been terrible except for Lee and Lannan. This is obviously due to the lack of our favorite human, Carlos Ruiz. I’m not knocking Erik Kratz at all. I mean he’s a fine backup … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, missing you, Phillies, sigh, suspension, sweet revenge
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THE TRUTH ABOUT ADDERALL
Needless to say, I’ve been sulking around the past couple day about this whole Chooch debacle. I mean what’s the big deal about Adderall? College kids take that all the time to study for tests and half the world has … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Adderall, Airplane, Chooch, Jessie Spano, Mini-Chooch, suspension, unmitigated truth
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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL
Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years. He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon. Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, DL, Dorney Park, Friendly's, ice cream, iguanas fritas, missing you, phantastic photoshop, Philadelphia, Phillies
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RUBEN RETOOLS
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YOU GOT CHOOCHED
If you’ve been following this website or my Twitter account, then you know that I simply adore Carlos Ruiz. So much so, that I got a Mini-Chooch clone who lives with me in Santiago. This season, Carlos Ruiz is putting … Continue reading
VOTE FOR CHOOCH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
The updated MLB All-Star Vote totals were released today. Our hero, Chooch, is in 4th place for NL catchers. WTPh?? 4TH PLACE?? The man is an MVP of all of baseball, any league, anywhere. He is playing at demi-god levels … Continue reading
