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RUBEN RETOOLSⅡ

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SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS

Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people?  The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place??  I don’t even know what to say.  Mini-Chooch … Continue reading

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WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!

Chooch has been gone for far too long.  I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month.  He’s been that depressed.  However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow.  Phinally!!  If … Continue reading

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HOW CHOOCH IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON HIS SABBATICAL

Chooch has a lot of free time on his hands since he’s been unfairly banned from the first 25 Phillies games of the season.  How has he been keeping busy?  Last season, I found out how Chooch spent his time … Continue reading

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MISSING YOU, CHOOCH

The Phillies are 2-4.  The pitching has been terrible except for Lee and Lannan.   This is obviously due to the lack of our favorite human, Carlos Ruiz.  I’m not knocking Erik Kratz at all.  I mean he’s a fine backup … Continue reading

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THE TRUTH ABOUT ADDERALL

Needless to say, I’ve been sulking around the past couple day about this whole Chooch debacle.  I mean what’s the big deal about Adderall?  College kids take that all the time to study for tests and half the world has … Continue reading

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading

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