Category Archives: Philly Sports

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TREASONOUS TRAITORS

I was at a farmer’s market somewhere in what could be described as “Redskins Country” (whatever that means) this past weekend.  I, of course, was dressed to the nines in full Eagles regalia.  As I was walking along with Baby … Continue reading

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AN OVERDUE POSTCARD FROM MINI-CHOOCH

I finally received a postcard from my long deported clone of Carlos Ruiz, Mini-Chooch today!  I hadn’t heard from him in ages.  It seems as if he is doing well playing lots of baseball.  I was hoping to Skype with … Continue reading

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LET THE BRAINWASHING BEGIN

Mrs. Phan and I welcomed our newest edition to the Phan Clan two weeks ago.  “Baby Phan 2: The Reckoning” is a healthy and sleepy baby boy.  Much like the birth of his sister, Baby Phan, I got right to … Continue reading

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2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 4,500 times in 2013. If it were a NYC subway … Continue reading

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A RESURRECTION OF SORTS

I haven’t updated this site in a while.  It had been so long that I couldn’t remember my password.  After resetting it, I was amazed to see that people were actually still visiting each day.  Why haven’t I been posting?  … Continue reading

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THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL MUST FULFILL THEIR DESTINY AND SAVE US ALL

I haven’t posted anything in a while.  Post-deportation has been tough and time-consuming.  The Phillies stink and today Charlie Manuel got fired.  Needless to say, I’m not a happy phan right now.  So what is the only thing that could … Continue reading

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DEPORTATION COMPLETE

The Phan Phamily is back in the United States of America.  My Mini-Chooch induced deportation happened last week.  Fortunately, the American officials that reclaimed us didn’t give us any trouble as we came through Ellis Island. Since, we’ve been back … Continue reading

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