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About Displaced Phan

Displaced Phan is a Philly Sports obsessive residing in places not named Philadelphia. Send Lager, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes.

SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED

You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government.  Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading

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MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE PHILLIES AT THIS MOMENT

This more or less sums it up…

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PH-YOU TIM TEBOW

NFL journeyman-backup quarterback, Tim Tebow (above, crying), accepted a deal today to become “Stupid” Tom Brady’s backup in New England.  Normally, I wouldn’t give a quarter of a damn about this.  However, that SOB, Tebow turned down an offer to … Continue reading

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PHILLIES RELEASE CHAD DURBIN (MY REACTION)

 

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SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS

Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people?  The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place??  I don’t even know what to say.  Mini-Chooch … Continue reading

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IS SARGE THE PHANATIC’S PHATHER??

The ongoing search for the identity of the Phillie Phanatic’s phather has taken an interesting turn.  After I recently suggested that David Montgomery or Bill Giles was the deadbeat dad of the Phanatic, I got this comment from my phriend, … Continue reading

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MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD STATUS UPDATE V

As you can see on the map below, displacedphan.com is coming along nicely in its quest for global domination: Here’s some of the latest countries to swear their allegiance to The Displaced Phan Movement. RUSSIAN FEDERATION: As any good American … Continue reading

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Ph-YOU WEST COAST START TIMES

I’m sitting here right now doing nothing.  Why is that?  It’s 9:00 at I should be through at least 4 beers and watching the 6th inning of the Phillies game.  Except I’m not because they’re on a stupid West Coast … Continue reading

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THE PHATHERLESS PLOT THICKENS

A couple of weeks ago the Phillie Phanatic turned 35 years old.  The Phillies celebrated his birthday on April 21st (his actual birthday is April 25th).  One of his birthday presents was that he was allowed to run the Phillies … Continue reading

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PHAN MAIL VOLUME ONE

I couldn’t think of anything to write which meant that I needed serious help from some Phriends of Phan.  I asked my beloved Twitter phollowers to ask me some questions for the first ever installment of “PHAN MAIL!”  They actually … Continue reading

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