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Author Archives: Displaced Phan
ANOTHER REASON WHY WE’RE THE BEST
As everyone knows our madman Captain, Claude Girouxxx, got freshman year of college hammered on Canadian 4th of July (July 1st) and repeatedly grabbed a male cop’s ass. Now for pretty much all fanbases, this would be disastrous. The torment … Continue reading
THE CURIOUS CASE OF DOMONIC BROWN
It was well-known when the detestable Dallas Cowboys beat our majestic Philadelphia Eagles on October 20th, that local hero and Phillie, Domonic Brown, tweeted a tweet that sent our hearts into a fury. I was one of the first responders. … Continue reading
2013 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 4,500 times in 2013. If it were a NYC subway … Continue reading
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A RESURRECTION OF SORTS
I haven’t updated this site in a while. It had been so long that I couldn’t remember my password. After resetting it, I was amazed to see that people were actually still visiting each day. Why haven’t I been posting? … Continue reading
THE PHILADELPHIA SOUL MUST FULFILL THEIR DESTINY AND SAVE US ALL
I haven’t posted anything in a while. Post-deportation has been tough and time-consuming. The Phillies stink and today Charlie Manuel got fired. Needless to say, I’m not a happy phan right now. So what is the only thing that could … Continue reading
RUBEN RETOOLSⅡ
If you missed it, here’s the original.
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged bums, Chooch, Cliff Lee, Delmon Young, displaced phan films, Jonathan Papelbon, Michael Young, Phillies, Ruben Amaro Jr, SMPhH, trade deadline
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A BREAK IN THE PHANATIC’S PHATHER SEARCH?
Even through my recent deportation and subsequent rebuilding of the Phan empire, I haven’t ceased the search for the Phillie Phanatic’s missing phather. I’ve found a few clues here and there since my last post about the search. I found … Continue reading
Posted in Phanatic's Phather Search
Tagged Captain Noah, Phanatic, phather, Phillies, Snuffleupagus, Tim McCarver, Zookeeni
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KEEP YOUR HIGH HOPES, DOPES
The Phillies are no longer losers. They aren’t exactly winners either. With a .500 record and a lot of baseball left to play, they are still contenders. You can read article after article about how the Phillies should actually have … Continue reading
DEPORTATION COMPLETE
The Phan Phamily is back in the United States of America. My Mini-Chooch induced deportation happened last week. Fortunately, the American officials that reclaimed us didn’t give us any trouble as we came through Ellis Island. Since, we’ve been back … Continue reading
MINI-CHOOCH GOT DEPORTED TO PANAMA
Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away. I don’t even know what to say. I’m heartbroken. He’s being sent to Panama immediately. Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal… I’m hoping he’ll be happier … Continue reading