ANOTHER REASON WHY WE’RE THE BEST

As everyone knows our madman Captain, Claude Girouxxx, got freshman year of college hammered on Canadian 4th of July (July 1st) and repeatedly grabbed a male cop’s ass.  Now for pretty much all fanbases, this would be disastrous.  The torment from the opposition would be unrelenting.  However, for the best phans in the world, we handled it rather well.  My reaction went something like this (total time approximately 45 seconds):

1. What?

2. Chuckled heartily.

3. Wait, it was a male cop??

4. Oh, man…

5. Laughed really hard.

6.girouxxxWhat happened next, was a deluge of jokes made by Philly phans on Twitter that pretty much covered the gamut of this ass-grabbing escapade.  There was nothing left for the other (lesser) fanbases to make fun of.  By mid-afternoon, not many people were even talking about it anymore as they were on to the next thing, which was how hot it was and posting a picture of a thermometer to prove it.  So once again, Philly phans, you’ve proved to the world that we’re the best there is.  Let’s Go Flyers and Let’s Go Misguided Attempts at Humor!

 

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