Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away.  I don’t even know what to say.  I’m heartbroken.  He’s being sent to Panama immediately.  Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal…

I’m hoping he’ll be happier in the long run in Panama.  They actually care about baseball up there and he’ll fit in a lot better than he did here.  I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat iguanas fritas again.  Hopefully we’ll be able to visit him sometime soon.  I don’t know if we’ll be allowed to though.  SMPhH this is the worst.