Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away. I don’t even know what to say. I’m heartbroken. He’s being sent to Panama immediately. Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal…
I’m hoping he’ll be happier in the long run in Panama. They actually care about baseball up there and he’ll fit in a lot better than he did here. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat iguanas fritas again. Hopefully we’ll be able to visit him sometime soon. I don’t know if we’ll be allowed to though. SMPhH this is the worst.