Monthly Archives: June 2013

MINI-CHOOCH GOT DEPORTED TO PANAMA

Early this morning, the Chilean government came and took Mini-Chooch away.  I don’t even know what to say.  I’m heartbroken.  He’s being sent to Panama immediately.  Mrs. Phan inexplicably took a picture of the ordeal… I’m hoping he’ll be happier … Continue reading

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SO I’M GETTING DEPORTED

You may have noticed that I haven’t been updating the site very much lately. Well, there’s a reason for that. I got myself deported by the Chilean government.  Yes, this is the most SMPhH worthy thing that I’ve probably ever … Continue reading

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MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE PHILLIES AT THIS MOMENT

This more or less sums it up…

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PH-YOU TIM TEBOW

NFL journeyman-backup quarterback, Tim Tebow (above, crying), accepted a deal today to become “Stupid” Tom Brady’s backup in New England.  Normally, I wouldn’t give a quarter of a damn about this.  However, that SOB, Tebow turned down an offer to … Continue reading

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PHILLIES RELEASE CHAD DURBIN (MY REACTION)

 

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