Ph-YOU WEST COAST START TIMES

I’m sitting here right now doing nothing.  Why is that?  It’s 9:00 at I should be through at least 4 beers and watching the 6th inning of the Phillies game.  Except I’m not because they’re on a stupid West Coast trip.

SMPhH!!!!!

SMPhH!!!!!

West Coast trips are stupid in every way.  The East Coast has to stay up until 1:00 in the morning to see the end of a baseball game.  It’s awful when the Flyers or Sixers go on West Coast trips.  Those games don’t start until midnight here because of a five-hour time difference.  You may say that the West Coasters have to suffer through early start times whenever their teams come to the East Coast.  That’s where you are very wrong.

It is well-known that the East Coast (especially Northeast) loves sports way more than the West Coast.  West Coasters only root for their teams when it’s convenient and they just shrug it off the rest of the time.  East Coast folks go into a psychopathic rage if they don’t get their daily sports fix.  Plus a 7:20 East Coast start time would be 4:20 in the West Coast.  That’s perfect for all of the stoners in California (AKA the entire populace).

This average Californian couldn't care less about sports.

This average Californian couldn’t care less about sports.

You may be thinking that early start times would interfere with their jobs.  This isn’t true, however, since East Coast people actually have jobs that require hard work and determination.  West Coast people just make themselves look busy and get paid for it.

GET A JOB!!

GET A JOB!!

In summary, the West Coast is dumb.  I hate their stupid sports teams and their moronic three-hour time difference is the worst.  Boo, West Coast, Boo!!  Let’s Go Phillies! Ride or Die! And someone please let me know who won in the morning since I’m a curmudgeon and need to go to bed now.

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About Displaced Phan

Displaced Phan is a Philly Sports obsessive residing in places not named Philadelphia. Send Lager, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes.
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