Monthly Archives: May 2013

SHAME ON ALL OF YOUS

Posted on May 26, 2013 by

Look, I know this is just some stupid poll that doesn’t mean anything, but really people?  The infallible one, Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz, gets 7% and finishes in a distant last place??  I don’t even know what to say.  Mini-Chooch … Continue reading →

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IS SARGE THE PHANATIC’S PHATHER??

Posted on May 22, 2013 by

The ongoing search for the identity of the Phillie Phanatic’s phather has taken an interesting turn.  After I recently suggested that David Montgomery or Bill Giles was the deadbeat dad of the Phanatic, I got this comment from my phriend, … Continue reading →

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MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD STATUS UPDATE V

Posted on May 14, 2013 by

As you can see on the map below, displacedphan.com is coming along nicely in its quest for global domination: Here’s some of the latest countries to swear their allegiance to The Displaced Phan Movement. RUSSIAN FEDERATION: As any good American … Continue reading →

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Ph-YOU WEST COAST START TIMES

Posted on May 7, 2013 by

I’m sitting here right now doing nothing.  Why is that?  It’s 9:00 at I should be through at least 4 beers and watching the 6th inning of the Phillies game.  Except I’m not because they’re on a stupid West Coast … Continue reading →

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THE PHATHERLESS PLOT THICKENS

Posted on May 5, 2013 by

A couple of weeks ago the Phillie Phanatic turned 35 years old.  The Phillies celebrated his birthday on April 21st (his actual birthday is April 25th).  One of his birthday presents was that he was allowed to run the Phillies … Continue reading →

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PHAN MAIL VOLUME ONE

Posted on May 3, 2013 by

I couldn’t think of anything to write which meant that I needed serious help from some Phriends of Phan.  I asked my beloved Twitter phollowers to ask me some questions for the first ever installment of “PHAN MAIL!”  They actually … Continue reading →

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