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Monthly Archives: April 2013
LANE JOHNSON’S CRASH COURSE ON PHILLY MOVIE MARATHON
As you already know, our Philadelphia Eagles selected Lane Johnson as their first round draft pick. Upon being drafted, he said that he understands the passion of Philadelphia phans because he watched the movie, Invincible. “I just heard the fans … Continue reading
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged Eagles, garbage, Lane Johnson, M. Night Shyamalan, Mannequin, marathon, movies, Philadelphia, Rocky
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WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!
Chooch has been gone for far too long. I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month. He’s been that depressed. However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow. Phinally!! If … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, Mini-Chooch, Phil Collins, Phillies, saviors, suspension
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THE EAGLES SELECT…
Because Philly phans are criminally insane, we’re all super excited to watch the Eagles select a bunch of relatively unproven talent. The draft in any sport is a complete crap-shoot. This year is extra difficult because all of the players … Continue reading
RIP 2012-13 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS
This past Wednesday, our Philadelphia 76ers played their final game of the season. I’ll be honest, I had the Phillies game on and completely forgot about this game. I only feel slightly bad about it since this season was a … Continue reading
Posted in The Sixers
Tagged 76ers, adam aron, Doug Collins, kwame brown, Philadelphia, Sixers, SMPhH, traveshabaclery
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HOW CHOOCH IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON HIS SABBATICAL
Chooch has a lot of free time on his hands since he’s been unfairly banned from the first 25 Phillies games of the season. How has he been keeping busy? Last season, I found out how Chooch spent his time … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, ice cream, Masters, ms pac man, Pac-Man, Phillies, Pope, Turkey Hill, world record
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MISSING YOU, CHOOCH
The Phillies are 2-4. The pitching has been terrible except for Lee and Lannan. This is obviously due to the lack of our favorite human, Carlos Ruiz. I’m not knocking Erik Kratz at all. I mean he’s a fine backup … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, missing you, Phillies, sigh, suspension, sweet revenge
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ALTERNATE REALITIES STARRING JOHN LANNAN AND JOHN MAYBERRY, JR.
Hi everybody. Was sitting here killing time until the Flyers and Phillies games. This is what I came up with. I’m sorry…Let’s Go Flyers and Let’s (for cryin’ out loud) Go Phillies!!
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Booberry, bored, doppelgangers, dumbest post ever, John Lannan, John Mayberry Jr., Milhouse, Phillies
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THE 2013 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES FT. THE WU-TANG KILLA BEES PART II *parental advisory explicit lyrics*
On Tuesday, I paired the Phillies Opening Day Lineup with classic Wu-Tang lyrics. Today, I present the rest of the team. Like before, I’m not censoring the posts and if you have any complaints, please send them directly to The … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged dope, explicit lyrics, Parental Advisory, Phillies, poetry, roster, Wu-Tang
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THE 2013 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES FT. THE WU-TANG KILLA BEES (OPENING DAY LINEUP) *parental advisory explicit lyrics*
1993 brought us the 1993 World Series Phillies team and the classic game-changing album, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), by The Wu-Tang Clan. Both groups of men took the world by storm that year. For my 2013 Phillies team preview, I … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged explicit lyrics, killa bees, Opening Day, Parental Advisory, Phillies, poetry, roster, Wu-Tang
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