Monthly Archives: March 2013

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Displaced Phan

It’s been exactly one year since I first launched this website.  Since I’ll be out drinking all night to celebrate, here’s another relatively lazy post.  This one is of the clip show variety.  I’ll review the highs and one low … Continue reading →

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WE’RE RUF (LAZY POST)

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Displaced Phan

I haven’t been doing anything but watching basketball on horrible internationally streamed feeds since Tuesday.  I also have nothing to say.  Yet I feel like I need to post something.  So it’s time for the laziest post ever. In honor … Continue reading →

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BYE BYE BYNUM

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Displaced Phan

The Andrew Bynum saga is finally over.  I hated every second of it.  I hate that it’s the worst trade ever.  I hate the constant updates that told us nothing.  I hate the preposterous hairdos.  I hate that they still … Continue reading →

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! LOVE, DISPLACED PHAN

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Displaced Phan
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HOW I’LL CONVINCE MRS. PHAN TO LET ME BUY ROCKY BALBOA’S SOUTH PHILLY HOUSE

Posted on March 16, 2013 by Displaced Phan

2313 S. Lambert Street AKA Rocky and Adrian’s house from Rocky II is on sale.  I’ve been racking my brain since Thursday trying to figure out how Mrs. Phan could possibly go along with my plan to purchase it.  Like … Continue reading →

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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Displaced Phan

Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it.  Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading →

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WHY JON DORENBOS SHOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Displaced Phan

The Eagles just re-signed long snapper, Jon Dorenbos, to a four-year contract.  I’m ecstatic.  What’s the big deal about a long snapper you ask?  Everything.  Jon Dorenbos is not your run of the mill long snapper.  He’s the best long … Continue reading →

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A WORD OF ADVICE FROM TRENT COLE TO THE FLYERS

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Displaced Phan

 

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COLE HAMELS FILES FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Displaced Phan

If you don’t understand why Cole would have to do this, then read this.    

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DISPLACED PHAN’S WORLD DOMINATION UPDATE (Part III)

Posted on March 3, 2013 by Displaced Phan

Back in March 2012 when displacedphan.com wasn’t the media juggernaut that it is now, I had a dream of conquering the Earth.  I haven’t provided an update on my progress towards that goal since April 2012.  At that time, only … Continue reading →

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