Monthly Archives: March 2013

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

It’s been exactly one year since I first launched this website.  Since I’ll be out drinking all night to celebrate, here’s another relatively lazy post.  This one is of the clip show variety.  I’ll review the highs and one low … Continue reading

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WE’RE RUF (LAZY POST)

I haven’t been doing anything but watching basketball on horrible internationally streamed feeds since Tuesday.  I also have nothing to say.  Yet I feel like I need to post something.  So it’s time for the laziest post ever. In honor … Continue reading

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BYE BYE BYNUM

The Andrew Bynum saga is finally over.  I hated every second of it.  I hate that it’s the worst trade ever.  I hate the constant updates that told us nothing.  I hate the preposterous hairdos.  I hate that they still … Continue reading

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! LOVE, DISPLACED PHAN

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HOW I’LL CONVINCE MRS. PHAN TO LET ME BUY ROCKY BALBOA’S SOUTH PHILLY HOUSE

2313 S. Lambert Street AKA Rocky and Adrian’s house from Rocky II is on sale.  I’ve been racking my brain since Thursday trying to figure out how Mrs. Phan could possibly go along with my plan to purchase it.  Like … Continue reading

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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU

Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it.  Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading

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WHY JON DORENBOS SHOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER

The Eagles just re-signed long snapper, Jon Dorenbos, to a four-year contract.  I’m ecstatic.  What’s the big deal about a long snapper you ask?  Everything.  Jon Dorenbos is not your run of the mill long snapper.  He’s the best long … Continue reading

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