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Monthly Archives: March 2013
HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
It’s been exactly one year since I first launched this website. Since I’ll be out drinking all night to celebrate, here’s another relatively lazy post. This one is of the clip show variety. I’ll review the highs and one low … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged 1st birthday, Bryzgalov, Cole Hamels, Dorenbos, Eagles, Flyers, lavy, Mickey, Phillies, Ruben Amaro Jr, twitter
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WE’RE RUF (LAZY POST)
I haven’t been doing anything but watching basketball on horrible internationally streamed feeds since Tuesday. I also have nothing to say. Yet I feel like I need to post something. So it’s time for the laziest post ever. In honor … Continue reading
BYE BYE BYNUM
The Andrew Bynum saga is finally over. I hated every second of it. I hate that it’s the worst trade ever. I hate the constant updates that told us nothing. I hate the preposterous hairdos. I hate that they still … Continue reading
Posted in The Sixers
Tagged 76ers, bum, bye, Bynum, hairdos, i don t care, jerseys, Sixers, worst trade ever
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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! LOVE, DISPLACED PHAN
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged booze, drank, drink, drunk, green, Irish, St. Patrick's Day
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HOW I’LL CONVINCE MRS. PHAN TO LET ME BUY ROCKY BALBOA’S SOUTH PHILLY HOUSE
2313 S. Lambert Street AKA Rocky and Adrian’s house from Rocky II is on sale. I’ve been racking my brain since Thursday trying to figure out how Mrs. Phan could possibly go along with my plan to purchase it. Like … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged plan, punching bags, real estate, remodeling, ripped at 60, Rocky, South Philly, turtles
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WE WILL WE WILL SHOCK YOU
Isaac Sopoaga AKA Isaac Spooky* upon signing with our Philadelphia Eagles pulled a semi-Vince Young by opening his mouth and subsequently had prognostications come out of it. Now it probably wasn’t really a big deal, but when you walk around … Continue reading
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged drunk, Eagles, free agents, Isaac Sopoaga, nose tackles, prognostication, shocker, SMPhH
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WHY JON DORENBOS SHOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER
The Eagles just re-signed long snapper, Jon Dorenbos, to a four-year contract. I’m ecstatic. What’s the big deal about a long snapper you ask? Everything. Jon Dorenbos is not your run of the mill long snapper. He’s the best long … Continue reading
Posted in The Eagles
Tagged Dorenbos, Eagles, jersey, long snapper, magic, True Eagle, Wing Bowl, zombies
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A WORD OF ADVICE FROM TRENT COLE TO THE FLYERS
Posted in The Eagles, The Flyers
Tagged bears, Bruins, Eagles, Flyers, hunting, Trent Cole
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COLE HAMELS FILES FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER
If you don’t understand why Cole would have to do this, then read this.
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Cole Hamels, court orders, Dominicans, Phillies, Spring Training
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DISPLACED PHAN’S WORLD DOMINATION UPDATE (Part III)
Back in March 2012 when displacedphan.com wasn’t the media juggernaut that it is now, I had a dream of conquering the Earth. I haven’t provided an update on my progress towards that goal since April 2012. At that time, only … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged beer, bikinis, conquer, food, France, Germany, India, mad scientists, Mexico, Philippines, pretzels, sacred cows, world domination
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