THE TRUTH ABOUT ADDERALL

Needless to say, I’ve been sulking around the past couple day about this whole Chooch debacle.  I mean what’s the big deal about Adderall?  College kids take that all the time to study for tests and half the world has ADD/ADHD and takes it so who cares?  It’s not steroids or a PED.  YOU CAN’T SUSPEND MY FAVORITE PLAYER!  THE INFALLIBLE ONE!!  OUR SWEET PRINCE!!

Then I watched this and discovered the horrors of amphetamines…

Then, I thought of this…

Finally, I watched this and laughed…

Mini-Chooch, however has not found any of this funny.  He refuses to come out of his room, he’s locked the door, and he won’t even come out for ice cream.  I’m going to have to take a trip to way downtown Santiago and see if I can find some iguanas fritas for him.

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Displaced Phan is a Philly Sports obsessive residing in places not named Philadelphia. Send Lager, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes.
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