I’ll keep this short.  I’m finally psychologically able to address the Eagles…they stink.

I can’t remember being so disgusted with them in my entire life.  I’ve been watching them for over 25 years, so that says a lot.  I really can’t think of a way that they could possibly win another game this year.  I know that they won’t go 3-13, but, like I said they stink.

I tried to think of a way that I could help the Eagles win.  I racked my brain for awhile and then I had it.  I’d bet against them.  I know, I know.  What kind of phan am I?  One that cares.

I have a good friend down here that’s a Cowboys fan (gross).  We manage to stay relatively civil to one another.  I goaded him into a 10.000 Chilean peso ($20 US) bet against our respective teams, citing the fact that both the Eagles and Cowboys are deplorable in each and every way.   He finally shook on it and I’m quite proud of myself.  If the Eagles win, I lose $20 US, which is totally worth it for an Eagles victory.  If the Eagles lose, I’m disgusted.  However, I get $20 for my trouble.  It’s a win-win!

CASH RULES!!