The Eagles had a huge game against their intrastate rivals the Shittsburgh Steelers and blew it.  So, as usual screw Pittsburgh and Mike Vick.  Here’s a couple of songs that don’t necessarily portray ol’ Pittsburgh in the most positive light…

Here’s a poem that I was trying to hastily write before the game on Sunday…

BOO PITTSBURGH

Pittsburgh is depressing,

Pittsburgh is the pits.

Pittsburgh is the worst,

While Philly is the tits.

The citizens all migrate,

All over the USA.

There’s no work or happiness,

So no one wants to stay.

The former people of the Burgh,

Always say how it’s so great.

It truly is so lousy,

To leave you couldn’t wait.

The sun never shine in Pittsburgh,

All it does is rain.

The poor dopes who live there,

Are all driven slowly insane.

MIKE VICK PUNISHMENT OF THE WEEK:

Each time he fumbles, holds on to the ball too long, throws an interception, or doesn’t slide, he gets severely shocked in the neck.

PLUS SOME CLOWN QUESTIONS (OR LACK THEREOF) WITH ZACH BERMAN AND PAUL DOMOWITCH OF PHILLY.COM

Well played!

NEXT YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?

Sweet! I’m going to name him Dawk!  Thanks, Mister!

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