THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN IV

Here’s another collection of my clown questions for the various sports journalists of Philly.com. We’ll start with Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Inquirer:

I tripled it up, just in case.

Recently called up journalist prospect and Scott Rolen apologist, Ryan Lawrence of the Daily News:

Since he didn’t mention an active player, continue to boo Rolen regardless.

Kendrick Shirsey sales before that answer = 0.
Kendrick Shirsey sales after that answer = 1.

Zach Berman of the Inquirer answered my least entertaining clown questions.  I don’t think he was in the mood for such chicanery:

So, the answer is, “No.” 😦

Right next to the “medical” specialists where he belongs.

Non-answers don’t get me drunk.

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Displaced Phan is a Philly Sports obsessive residing in places not named Philadelphia. Send Lager, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes.
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