Monthly Archives: August 2012

THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN IV

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Here’s another collection of my clown questions for the various sports journalists of Philly.com. We’ll start with Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Inquirer: Recently called up journalist prospect and Scott Rolen apologist, Ryan Lawrence of the Daily News: Zach Berman … Continue reading →

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading →

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SCOTT HARTNELL GETS SIX MORE CHANCES

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Displaced Phan

If you’ve been a reader of this fine website (dedicated to those of yous who are displaced phans of Philly sports), then you’ll surely remember my phantastic 6th place finish in the 2012 Flyers Beard-A-Thon (thanks again to everyone that … Continue reading →

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PHILLY SPORTS MEME UPDATE FOR 8/16/2012

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Displaced Phan

SIXERS FLYERS EAGLES PHILLIES

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TEEN ANGST ARENA BOWL XXV BELATED RECAP POEM

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Displaced Phan

SOUL SUCKER All it took was one play, For you to throw it all away. After one quarter it was over, Dreams shattered by a defensive rover. I gave you my trust, But my dreams turned to rust. I know … Continue reading →

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HE’S STILL MY IDOL AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS…

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Displaced Phan
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EAGLES vs STEELERS PRESEASON GAME #1 NON-IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS

Posted on August 12, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I don’t know why I was so excited about a stupid practice game, but I was.  Then the 1st teams stunk on both sides of the ball, and I put the Olympics back on.  On the other hand, our 3rd … Continue reading →

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SOUL ARENA BOWL XXV BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Displaced Phan

The true saviors of our city, The Philadelphia Soul play in Arena Bowl XXV in a mere 30 minutes.  IT’S BANDWAGON TIME!!!!! LET’S GO SOUL!!  SAVE OUR CITY!!

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THE 76ers HAVE A CENTER

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I hope nobody bought these featured items from sixers.com… BECAUSE… Although this is sad, but a necessary evil… For the first time in my life, I’m excited about the Sixers in August.  Everybody on the team is too young to … Continue reading →

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THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN III

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I’ve been spending my lunch breaks the past week on Philly.com’s live chats. During Les Bowen’s Eagles chat, before my usual clown question, I got him to essentially say that the Eagles are going to be undefeated this year… During … Continue reading →

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