Monthly Archives: August 2012

THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN IV

Here’s another collection of my clown questions for the various sports journalists of Philly.com. We’ll start with Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Inquirer: Recently called up journalist prospect and Scott Rolen apologist, Ryan Lawrence of the Daily News: Zach Berman … Continue reading

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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL

Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years.  He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon.  Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading

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SCOTT HARTNELL GETS SIX MORE CHANCES

If you’ve been a reader of this fine website (dedicated to those of yous who are displaced phans of Philly sports), then you’ll surely remember my phantastic 6th place finish in the 2012 Flyers Beard-A-Thon (thanks again to everyone that … Continue reading

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PHILLY SPORTS MEME UPDATE FOR 8/16/2012

SIXERS FLYERS EAGLES PHILLIES

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TEEN ANGST ARENA BOWL XXV BELATED RECAP POEM

SOUL SUCKER All it took was one play, For you to throw it all away. After one quarter it was over, Dreams shattered by a defensive rover. I gave you my trust, But my dreams turned to rust. I know … Continue reading

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HE’S STILL MY IDOL AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS…

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EAGLES vs STEELERS PRESEASON GAME #1 NON-IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS

I don’t know why I was so excited about a stupid practice game, but I was.  Then the 1st teams stunk on both sides of the ball, and I put the Olympics back on.  On the other hand, our 3rd … Continue reading

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