If you’ve been following this website or my Twitter account, then you know that I simply adore Carlos Ruiz. So much so, that I got a Mini-Chooch clone who lives with me in Santiago. This season, Carlos Ruiz is putting up MVP numbers. He’s thrown out 37% of baserunners and is hitting .346 with a .412 OBP. He is simply leaving all teams CHOOCHED. Last night, after the dramatic come from behind walk-off win, he left Joe Savery’s first MLB win earning ass chooched as well…

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Keep up the High Hopes, Dopes!