The updated MLB All-Star Vote totals were released today.  Our hero, Chooch, is in 4th place for NL catchers.  WTPh??  4TH PLACE??  The man is an MVP of all of baseball, any league, anywhere.  He is playing at demi-god levels right now.  So it makes perfect sense that he’s the 4th best catcher of the National League.  How did this happen?  How could this happen??  Needless to say, Mini-Chooch has been bawling his eyes out for hours.  I’m going to have to take a special trip to the only store in Santiago that carries Turkey Hill ice cream to pick up a few half-gallons for him.

4th place…I know this season has been a disappointment.  We’ve been bad, but we’re still within striking distance even though the team’s playing terribly.  Chooch has been epic. He was pretty much everybody’s favorite player before this season.  He’s playing out of his mind right now and should thusly be rewarded.  It’s preposterous that he’s never been on an All-Star team in the first place.  If he doesn’t make it this year, it’d be criminal. Vote For Chooch people.  Do your God-given duty as Philadelphia phans and vote until you have arthritis for the rest of your lives.  Don’t let your Phillies apathy ruin Chooch’s chance of starting the All-Star game.

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