Monthly Archives: June 2012

FAREWELL GENTLEMAN JIM…

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PHAN VACATION

The Phans are on a Mid-Atlantic American vacation for a month.  I just bought a new computer last night, so I’ll actually be able to put some posts up while we’re here.  Some quick updates… A big RIP to the … Continue reading

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THAT ISH CRAY

There’s a brand new shirt in the Displaced Phan Shop.  The “THAT ISH CRAY” shirt is now available in any color you’d like.  Buy as many of them as possible because Baby Phan’s community college tuition in 2029 will not … Continue reading

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THE FREDDY GALVIS AFFAIR

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THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN

During my lunch break at work, I visited Matt Gelb’s Q & A at Philly.com, because nothing takes my mind off the Phillies like an hour-long discussion about the Phillies.  I logged in and submitted an idea that I thought would … Continue reading

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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading

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PHILLIES 2012 = SIGH

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THE PHILLIE PHANATIC ASSEMBLES A LEGAL TEAM

The most sued mascot in sports, our beloved Phillie Phanatic, is once again in hot water. A woman is suing him for throwing her into a pool.  WTPh??  Naturally, I don’t believe a word of the woman’s claim as soon … Continue reading

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DR. PHAN’S™ CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU

Phillies phans, do you have nightmares of this season?  Grey hair?  Balding?  Do you need a backiotomy?  Well fear no longer, Dr. Phan is here to cure what ails you!  My lovely nurse Nicki H. has developed a cure that’ll … Continue reading

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PACQUIAO VS BRADLEY RECAP

One of the great benefits of living in Santiago, Chile is that I can see every high-profile PPV boxing match for free on basic cable.  I was excited to watch the fight last night.  But, after yet another controversial decision, … Continue reading

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