THE DISPLACED PHAN™ FREE ASSOCIATION TAUNTING GUIDE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS AND DRUNKS (NATINALS EDITION)

Here is the newest edition of THE DISPLACED PHAN™ FREE ASSOCIATION TAUNTING GUIDE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS AND DRUNKS (NATINALS EDITION). If you missed our first guide, let me quickly rehash. These guides are here to help Phillies phans heckle the opposition in their own ballpark to their fullest capabilities. We have a reputation to uphold, you know. These guides are written by coming up with the first derogatory/inflammatory name that pops into my head.  Here’s the newest edition just in time for the big series with the Natinals.  Occupy Citizens Bank South!

#1 Steve Lombardozzi Jr. = A disappointment to your father

#2 Roger Bernadina = Nurse shark

#3 Wilson Ramos = Wilson Phillips

#8 Danny Espinosa = Mimosa

#17 Sean Burnett = Carol Burnett

#18 Chad Tracy = Dick

#20 Ian Desmond = E-6

#21 Xavier Nady = X-Nads

#24 Rick Ankiel = Keel Over

#25 Adam LaRoche = Ritalin or Andy’s better than you

#26 Jesus Flores =  Fleury, Fleury, Fleury, etc.

#27 Jordan Zimmerman = Not Ryan

#28 Jayson Werth = Money For Nothing

#32 Tom Gorzelanny = Whores A Granny

#33 Edwin Jackson = “No Action” Jackson

#34 Bryce Harper = Harper’s Fairy

#35 Craig Stammen = ST-ST-ST-ST-ST-STAMMEN

#36 Tyler Clippard = Old Mother Clippard

#37 Stephen Strasburg = You’d be our spot starter.

#45 Ryan Perry = Katy

#47 Gio Gonzalez = Gia

#48 Ross Detwiler = Snotwiler

#52 Ryan Mattheus = Prometheus Bound

#57 Tyler Moore = Mary Tyler Moore

#63 Henry Rodriguez = HR Puffinstuff

Please distribute this to all of your friends that will be at the games this weekend. Let’s show the DC media how despicable we can all truly be.

GO PHILLIES!  BOO GNATS!

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3 Responses to THE DISPLACED PHAN™ FREE ASSOCIATION TAUNTING GUIDE FOR 12 YEAR OLDS AND DRUNKS (NATINALS EDITION)

  1. Evan Schumacher says:

    LOL

  2. yeah, turned out that worked. HAHAHAHA

    that is the STUPIDEST guide I’ve ever seen. You can’t even spell right (NATINALS EDITION….seriously? LOL)

    When I visit Philly I’m going to have the only sign anyone needs for your garbage franchise. “Citizens Bank: Home of the Losingest Franchise in all of sports – 10,3xx and counting”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  3. Dear Elden (Mr. Suck),

    Congratulations on having the honor of being my first troll, well done!

    Elden, I must tell you that you called yourself out as a typical DC area bandwagon fan by failing to know that I did indeed spell “Natinals” correctly. However, since you’ve only been rooting hard since Friday, it’s hardly your fault. For reference, you can look at the picture above on the far left, 5th row down and you’ll see Ryan Zimmerman (you probably don’t know him yet since he didn’t play this weekend, but he’s your starting 3rd baseman and he’s good!) proudly wearing his Natinals jersey. A simple Google search for “Natinals” will tell you all you need to know to catch yourself up. Here’s a fun fact…Did you know that your proud franchise used to be the Montreal Expos? I know, it’s crazy.

    My sincerest thanks for taking the time out of what I’m sure is an incredibly busy work schedule to troll up my little Philly sports website. Congratulations again, for being such a knowledgeable troll and for “taking back” Citizens Bank South this weekend. Oh, and for winning the World Series too, I almost forgot. I’ll be sure to have some champagne in your honor tonight. Have fun when you visit Philly for some Phillies games. Definitely bring your clever sign as everyone at the sold-out stadium would love to see it.

    Enjoy the rest of your day trolling up Philly sites (wonderful work on “ineverbooedsanta” btw), do your homework, and we’ll be seeing you.

    Respectfully yours,

    Displaced Phan

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