Monthly Archives: May 2012

IT’S SPELLING BEE BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on May 31, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Displaced Phan’s #1 news source, Twitter, informed me that the Scripps National Spelling Bee is today.  Normally, I don’t really care and I have zero investment in this.  However, I took “a break” from work to see check out the … Continue reading →

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THE 76ers ANNOUNCE THEIR NEW MASCOT

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Displaced Phan

After well over six months of debate, one fired mascot, three failed replacements, and one attempt at a mascot resurrection, the 76ers have finally named their new mascot… YES, ALLEN IVERSON!! It’s perfect!  He needs the work and we need … Continue reading →

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SOUL BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Displaced Phan

With the crushing disappointment of the Sixers game 7 loss to the Celtics (screw you, Hip-Hop) and the early playoff exit of the Flyers, the city of Philadelphia is left with only the Phillies as their sports saviors. Sadly, the … Continue reading →

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HIP-HOP’S REVENGE

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Back in November of last year, the 76ers less than beloved mascot Hip-Hop was fired from his position with the team.  There were rampant rumors that he was found dead shortly after.  It is now known that Hip-Hop is very … Continue reading →

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SO I GOOFED

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I’ve had a pretty good hot streak as far as predictions go lately.  I successfully predicted the Eagles’ 1st round draft pick.  I also picked the winning horse for the Kentucky Derby and Preakness by default (dig through my Twitter … Continue reading →

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THE PHILLIES PRE-GAME IPOD PLAYLIST TO GET HYPED FOR TODAY’S GAME (parental advisory)

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Displaced Phan

You don’t know how excited I am about the unedited version of “Protect Ya Neck”.  I’ve only been looking for it for almost 20 years. WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!!  LET’S GO PHILLIES!!

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THE DISPLACED PHAN SHOP

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I love t-shirts.  I have hundreds of them.  So, it fills me with great pride to announce that there are now t-shirts available for sale at the Displaced Phan Shop.  Just click the “Shop” link on the menu bar.  All … Continue reading →

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JOHN MAYBERRY JR. LOVE UPDATE

Posted on May 19, 2012 by Displaced Phan

Catch Big Boy came Carrying a mermaid On his shoulders And the mermaid Had her tail Curved Beneath his arm. Being a fisher boy, He’d found a fish To carry— Half fish, Half girl To marry. Langston Hughes

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HIP-HOP IS BITTER

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Displaced Phan

 

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MINI-CHOOCH

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Displaced Phan

I was reading an article on ineverbooedsanta last week and I replied to a comment that referred to Phuture Phillie Sebastian Valle as “Mini-Chooch”… Inspired, I took a quick flight to Chooch’s home country of Panama that very night to … Continue reading →

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