Monthly Archives: May 2012

IT’S SPELLING BEE BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Displaced Phan’s #1 news source, Twitter, informed me that the Scripps National Spelling Bee is today.  Normally, I don’t really care and I have zero investment in this.  However, I took “a break” from work to see check out the … Continue reading →

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THE 76ers ANNOUNCE THEIR NEW MASCOT

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

After well over six months of debate, one fired mascot, three failed replacements, and one attempt at a mascot resurrection, the 76ers have finally named their new mascot… YES, ALLEN IVERSON!! It’s perfect!  He needs the work and we need … Continue reading →

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SOUL BANDWAGON TIME

Posted on May 28, 2012 by

With the crushing disappointment of the Sixers game 7 loss to the Celtics (screw you, Hip-Hop) and the early playoff exit of the Flyers, the city of Philadelphia is left with only the Phillies as their sports saviors. Sadly, the … Continue reading →

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HIP-HOP’S REVENGE

Posted on May 26, 2012 by

Back in November of last year, the 76ers less than beloved mascot Hip-Hop was fired from his position with the team.  There were rampant rumors that he was found dead shortly after.  It is now known that Hip-Hop is very … Continue reading →

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SO I GOOFED

Posted on May 24, 2012 by

I’ve had a pretty good hot streak as far as predictions go lately.  I successfully predicted the Eagles’ 1st round draft pick.  I also picked the winning horse for the Kentucky Derby and Preakness by default (dig through my Twitter … Continue reading →

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THE PHILLIES PRE-GAME IPOD PLAYLIST TO GET HYPED FOR TODAY’S GAME (parental advisory)

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

You don’t know how excited I am about the unedited version of “Protect Ya Neck”.  I’ve only been looking for it for almost 20 years. WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!!  LET’S GO PHILLIES!!

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THE DISPLACED PHAN SHOP

Posted on May 21, 2012 by

I love t-shirts.  I have hundreds of them.  So, it fills me with great pride to announce that there are now t-shirts available for sale at the Displaced Phan Shop.  Just click the “Shop” link on the menu bar.  All … Continue reading →

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JOHN MAYBERRY JR. LOVE UPDATE

Posted on May 19, 2012 by

Catch Big Boy came Carrying a mermaid On his shoulders And the mermaid Had her tail Curved Beneath his arm. Being a fisher boy, He’d found a fish To carry— Half fish, Half girl To marry. Langston Hughes

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HIP-HOP IS BITTER

Posted on May 16, 2012 by

 

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MINI-CHOOCH

Posted on May 16, 2012 by

I was reading an article on ineverbooedsanta last week and I replied to a comment that referred to Phuture Phillie Sebastian Valle as “Mini-Chooch”… Inspired, I took a quick flight to Chooch’s home country of Panama that very night to … Continue reading →

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