A WORLD DOMINATION UPDATE

As previously noted here, I am not resting until this site has been seen by the entire world.  We now welcome two new countries to the cool kids’ list.  That means that 3.06% of the Earth has now been conquered by Displaced Phan, your #1 Displaced Philly Phan news source.

UNITED KINGDOM

USA’s mommy (or daddy?)!  They’ve been real cool to us since the War of 1812.  Now, they’re more like our main man instead of a parent.  We steal the vast majority of our television show ideas from them.  Tons of talent originates from there…musicians, wrestlers, actors, comedians, hot chicks, etc.  I’ve never been to the UK, but I imagine that it’s a perpetual Benny Hill episode.

IRELAND

I’ve never been to Ireland either, but I am somewhere between 37-51% Irish.  So, it makes me feel like a real dope that I’ve never visited there.  I am an Irishman at heart though as I have an Irish last name, I love potatoes, and I love to get falling down drunk as often as possible.  I’ve also seen all of the Leprechaun movies, with Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood being my favorite.

Now that we have a representative from North America, South America, and Europe, I’d love to see Africa and Asia represented here.  I’m not looking for Antarctica at this moment, as I wouldn’t be able to look a penguin in the eye without projectile vomiting. (As a side note, please donate to Flyers Charities via my profile by clicking my dopey picture on the upper right, Thanks!)

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