As previously noted here, I am not resting until this site has been seen by the entire world.  We now welcome two new countries to the cool kids’ list.  That means that 3.06% of the Earth has now been conquered by Displaced Phan, your #1 Displaced Philly Phan news source.


USA’s mommy (or daddy?)!  They’ve been real cool to us since the War of 1812.  Now, they’re more like our main man instead of a parent.  We steal the vast majority of our television show ideas from them.  Tons of talent originates from there…musicians, wrestlers, actors, comedians, hot chicks, etc.  I’ve never been to the UK, but I imagine that it’s a perpetual Benny Hill episode.


I’ve never been to Ireland either, but I am somewhere between 37-51% Irish.  So, it makes me feel like a real dope that I’ve never visited there.  I am an Irishman at heart though as I have an Irish last name, I love potatoes, and I love to get falling down drunk as often as possible.  I’ve also seen all of the Leprechaun movies, with Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood being my favorite.

Now that we have a representative from North America, South America, and Europe, I’d love to see Africa and Asia represented here.  I’m not looking for Antarctica at this moment, as I wouldn’t be able to look a penguin in the eye without projectile vomiting. (As a side note, please donate to Flyers Charities via my profile by clicking my dopey picture on the upper right, Thanks!)

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