As previously noted here, I am not resting until this site has been seen by the entire world. We now welcome two new countries to the cool kids’ list. That means that 3.06% of the Earth has now been conquered by Displaced Phan, your #1 Displaced Philly Phan news source.
USA’s mommy (or daddy?)! They’ve been real cool to us since the War of 1812. Now, they’re more like our main man instead of a parent. We steal the vast majority of our television show ideas from them. Tons of talent originates from there…musicians, wrestlers, actors, comedians, hot chicks, etc. I’ve never been to the UK, but I imagine that it’s a perpetual Benny Hill episode.
I’ve never been to Ireland either, but I am somewhere between 37-51% Irish. So, it makes me feel like a real dope that I’ve never visited there. I am an Irishman at heart though as I have an Irish last name, I love potatoes, and I love to get falling down drunk as often as possible. I’ve also seen all of the Leprechaun movies, with Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood being my favorite.
Now that we have a representative from North America, South America, and Europe, I’d love to see Africa and Asia represented here. I’m not looking for Antarctica at this moment, as I wouldn’t be able to look a penguin in the eye without projectile vomiting. (As a side note, please donate to Flyers Charities via my profile by clicking my dopey picture on the upper right, Thanks!)