According to Geography.com there are 196 countries in the world. This doesn’t count places that everybody thinks are countries like Puerto Rico, Greenland, and every spot in the UK. In it’s first week online, Displaced Phan has been viewed in 4 countries for a total of 2.04% of the recognized Earth. That okay, I guess. But, just like Oliver Twist and Veruca Salt, I want some more and I want it now.
Here’s the cool kids list thus far…
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
This is no surprise considering most of the people I know are American and we discuss American sports here. Philadelphia is there. Plus the United States of America is dope as all get-out.
America’s cousin to the North. I love Canada because it sends the US all of their best hockey players and hot chicks every year. Plus, they’re so darn nice. Also, SCTV was from there and that’s pretty much the best show ever.
America’s other cousin. Australia is it’s own continent and a penal colony which is super cool. They also know how to wrestle every kind of animal in the world. Plus, they are also extremely nice just like Canadians, which makes me think, why are Americans such jerks?
Yes, my wife’s click on this site totally counts. I love Chile. Chile is the earthquake capital of the world and my daughter was born here. They also speak the only form of Spanish that I completely don’t understand, which is round the clock awesome.
So, that’s it so far. I would love to see Europe, Africa, and Asia make an appearance during April. I’d also like to see someone in South America other than Mrs. Phan visit the site. I’m guessing that some of the scientists and penguins (the cute ones, not the ones from the 9th Circle, PA) must have a WiFi connection, so they should check us out too. Spread the word people!