THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! (3/27 edition)!!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!

Philadelphia Phans always have a penchant for the dramatic.  Today will be the first (of many) entries into the “Sky is Falling” department.  Today’s top apocalyptic stories:

1.  Chase Utley’s replacement’s (Wilson Valdez) replacement’s (Michael Martinez) replacement (Freddy Galvis) is listed day-to-day with a bruised foot after fouling off a pitch onto said foot.

2.  Andre Iguodala is still out missing tonight’s game against the Chevrolet Cavaliers (tendonitis in his knee).

3.  Ilya Bryzgalov has a chip fracture in his foot and will not start in Thursday’s game against Toronto.

4.  Just to get some Eagles news in here…Howie Roseman opened his mouth and words came out.

BOLD AND FEARLESS PREDICTION:  Always have high hopes peoples…the Phillies will win the World Series, the Flyers will win the Stanley Cup, the Eagles will win the Super Bowl, and the Sixers will win a first round playoff series.  Tranquilo!

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