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Tag Archives: Phillies
HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
It’s been exactly one year since I first launched this website. Since I’ll be out drinking all night to celebrate, here’s another relatively lazy post. This one is of the clip show variety. I’ll review the highs and one low … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged 1st birthday, Bryzgalov, Cole Hamels, Dorenbos, Eagles, Flyers, lavy, Mickey, Phillies, Ruben Amaro Jr, twitter
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COLE HAMELS FILES FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER
If you don’t understand why Cole would have to do this, then read this.
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Cole Hamels, court orders, Dominicans, Phillies, Spring Training
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WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN??
One of the perks of being an international man of mystery is that I can take a couple of long vacations a year. These vacations typically consist of spending a few weeks in the United States running around like a … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged baby, deadbeats, Eagles, Flyers, man of mystery, Phillies, Sixers, Tampa, vacation, Yuengling
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LACK OF A MUSE
As you may or may not have noticed, I haven’t been updating this site much. It’s been so bad that Mrs. Phan told me to post something last night. The conversation went something like this… Mrs. Phan: “What are you doing?” … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged 76ers, Depression, Eagles, Flyers, m'eh, phanball, Phillies, sigh, Sixers
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THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN IV
Here’s another collection of my clown questions for the various sports journalists of Philly.com. We’ll start with Bob Brookover of the Philadelphia Inquirer: Recently called up journalist prospect and Scott Rolen apologist, Ryan Lawrence of the Daily News: Zach Berman … Continue reading
Posted in The Eagles, The Phillies
Tagged Bob Brookover, Boo, clown questions, Cowboy stink, drunk, Eagles, Phillies, Ryan Lawrence, Scott Rolen, Zach Berman
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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL
Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years. He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon. Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, DL, Dorney Park, Friendly's, ice cream, iguanas fritas, missing you, phantastic photoshop, Philadelphia, Phillies
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PHILLY SPORTS MEME UPDATE FOR 8/16/2012
SIXERS FLYERS EAGLES PHILLIES
Posted in Philly Sports, The Eagles, The Flyers, The Phillies, The Sixers
Tagged 76ers, Andrew Bynum, Eagles, Flyers, Jimmy Rollins, Nahmdi Asomugha, Phillies, Sixers, Wayne Simmonds
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HE’S STILL MY IDOL AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS…
Posted in The Phillies
Tagged hot dog cannon, Mike Schmidt, Phanatic, Phillies, retirement
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THE END OF AN ERA
The bad news:The good news: The Phillies are tied for first place in the NL East with zero consecutive sellouts! And I found a font that looks like a distant cousin of the old Phillies font. Seriously, though…Arena Bowl XXV … Continue reading


