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THE PHATHERLESS PLOT THICKENS

A couple of weeks ago the Phillie Phanatic turned 35 years old.  The Phillies celebrated his birthday on April 21st (his actual birthday is April 25th).  One of his birthday presents was that he was allowed to run the Phillies … Continue reading

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HE’S STILL MY IDOL AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS…

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THAT’S A CLOWN QUESTION, PHAN III

I’ve been spending my lunch breaks the past week on Philly.com’s live chats. During Les Bowen’s Eagles chat, before my usual clown question, I got him to essentially say that the Eagles are going to be undefeated this year… During … Continue reading

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THERE IS NO FATHER TO HIS STYLE

The Phanatic always spends the day with his mom every Mother’s Day.  Phoebe Phanatic is a doting mother who is always there for her son. But where is the Phanatic’s father (phather?)?  Is he dead?  Is he a deadbeat??  Was … Continue reading

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THE PHILLIE PHANATIC ASSEMBLES A LEGAL TEAM

The most sued mascot in sports, our beloved Phillie Phanatic, is once again in hot water. A woman is suing him for throwing her into a pool.  WTPh??  Naturally, I don’t believe a word of the woman’s claim as soon … Continue reading

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