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Tag Archives: Carlos Ruiz
WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!
Chooch has been gone for far too long. I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month. He’s been that depressed. However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow. Phinally!! If … Continue reading
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Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, Mini-Chooch, Phil Collins, Phillies, saviors, suspension
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HOW CHOOCH IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON HIS SABBATICAL
Chooch has a lot of free time on his hands since he’s been unfairly banned from the first 25 Phillies games of the season. How has he been keeping busy? Last season, I found out how Chooch spent his time … Continue reading
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Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, ice cream, Masters, ms pac man, Pac-Man, Phillies, Pope, Turkey Hill, world record
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MISSING YOU, CHOOCH
The Phillies are 2-4. The pitching has been terrible except for Lee and Lannan. This is obviously due to the lack of our favorite human, Carlos Ruiz. I’m not knocking Erik Kratz at all. I mean he’s a fine backup … Continue reading
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Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, missing you, Phillies, sigh, suspension, sweet revenge
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HOW CHOOCH HAS BEEN KILLING TIME TIME ON THE DL
Everybody’s favorite player and MVP of Life, Carlos Ruiz, has been on the Disabled List for what seems like 17 years. He should hopefully be back playing for the Phillies sometime soon. Since Chooch is such a hard worker, he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Carlos Ruiz, Chooch, DL, Dorney Park, Friendly's, ice cream, iguanas fritas, missing you, phantastic photoshop, Philadelphia, Phillies
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RUBEN RETOOLS
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YOU GOT CHOOCHED
If you’ve been following this website or my Twitter account, then you know that I simply adore Carlos Ruiz. So much so, that I got a Mini-Chooch clone who lives with me in Santiago. This season, Carlos Ruiz is putting … Continue reading


