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Category Archives: Philly Sports
MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD STATUS UPDATE V
As you can see on the map below, displacedphan.com is coming along nicely in its quest for global domination: Here’s some of the latest countries to swear their allegiance to The Displaced Phan Movement. RUSSIAN FEDERATION: As any good American … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged Brazil, Good Korea, Israel, Netherlands, Russia, world domination
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Ph-YOU WEST COAST START TIMES
I’m sitting here right now doing nothing. Why is that? It’s 9:00 at I should be through at least 4 beers and watching the 6th inning of the Phillies game. Except I’m not because they’re on a stupid West Coast … Continue reading
PHAN MAIL VOLUME ONE
I couldn’t think of anything to write which meant that I needed serious help from some Phriends of Phan. I asked my beloved Twitter phollowers to ask me some questions for the first ever installment of “PHAN MAIL!” They actually … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged 76ers, batteries, Bynum, Chase Utley, cheesesteak, Flyers, Joe Blanton, Lane Johnson, Mark Grace, Natitude, PhanMail, Phillies, poop, Sixers
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HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
It’s been exactly one year since I first launched this website. Since I’ll be out drinking all night to celebrate, here’s another relatively lazy post. This one is of the clip show variety. I’ll review the highs and one low … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged Eagles, Phillies, twitter, Flyers, lavy, Bryzgalov, Cole Hamels, Ruben Amaro Jr, Dorenbos, 1st birthday, Mickey
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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! LOVE, DISPLACED PHAN
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March 17, 2013
Tagged booze, drank, drink, drunk, green, Irish, St. Patrick's Day
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HOW I’LL CONVINCE MRS. PHAN TO LET ME BUY ROCKY BALBOA’S SOUTH PHILLY HOUSE
2313 S. Lambert Street AKA Rocky and Adrian’s house from Rocky II is on sale. I’ve been racking my brain since Thursday trying to figure out how Mrs. Phan could possibly go along with my plan to purchase it. Like … Continue reading
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Tagged Rocky, real estate, South Philly, punching bags, turtles, ripped at 60, remodeling, plan
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DISPLACED PHAN’S WORLD DOMINATION UPDATE (Part III)
Back in March 2012 when displacedphan.com wasn’t the media juggernaut that it is now, I had a dream of conquering the Earth. I haven’t provided an update on my progress towards that goal since April 2012. At that time, only … Continue reading
Posted in Philly Sports
Tagged conquer, bikinis, world domination, food, pretzels, beer, Philippines, India, France, Mexico, Germany, sacred cows, mad scientists
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NEVER PHORGIVE, NEVER PHORGET
It’s not often that I see someone wearing American sports team clothing down here in Santiago. But, once in a while I do. And once in a while in that once in a while, it’s a fellow Philly phan. This … Continue reading
WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN??
One of the perks of being an international man of mystery is that I can take a couple of long vacations a year. These vacations typically consist of spending a few weeks in the United States running around like a … Continue reading
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Tagged Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, baby, Yuengling, deadbeats, vacation, Tampa, man of mystery
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DISPLACED PHAN’S 2012 PERFORMANCE REVIEW
If you people would like to see my statistics for this dopey website, then the WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual performance report for displacedphan.com. Here’s an excerpt: 600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. … Continue reading


