Author Archives: Displaced Phan

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Displaced Phan is a Philly Sports obsessive residing over 5,000 miles from Philadelphia. Send Lager, soft pretzels, and Tastykakes!

MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD STATUS UPDATE V

Posted on May 14, 2013

As you can see on the map below, displacedphan.com is coming along nicely in its quest for global domination: Here’s some of the latest countries to swear their allegiance to The Displaced Phan Movement. RUSSIAN FEDERATION: As any good American … Continue reading →

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Ph-YOU WEST COAST START TIMES

Posted on May 7, 2013

I’m sitting here right now doing nothing.  Why is that?  It’s 9:00 at I should be through at least 4 beers and watching the 6th inning of the Phillies game.  Except I’m not because they’re on a stupid West Coast … Continue reading →

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THE PHATHERLESS PLOT THICKENS

Posted on May 5, 2013

A couple of weeks ago the Phillie Phanatic turned 35 years old.  The Phillies celebrated his birthday on April 21st (his actual birthday is April 25th).  One of his birthday presents was that he was allowed to run the Phillies … Continue reading →

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PHAN MAIL VOLUME ONE

Posted on May 3, 2013

I couldn’t think of anything to write which meant that I needed serious help from some Phriends of Phan.  I asked my beloved Twitter phollowers to ask me some questions for the first ever installment of “PHAN MAIL!”  They actually … Continue reading →

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LANE JOHNSON’S CRASH COURSE ON PHILLY MOVIE MARATHON

Posted on April 30, 2013

As you already know, our Philadelphia Eagles selected Lane Johnson as their first round draft pick.  Upon being drafted, he said that he understands the passion of Philadelphia phans because he watched the movie, Invincible. “I just heard the fans … Continue reading →

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WELCOME BACK, SIR CHOOCH!!

Posted on April 27, 2013

Chooch has been gone for far too long.  I haven’t even seen Mini-Phan for a month.  He’s been that depressed.  However, the Savior of Our City, the Infallible One, Lord Sir Carlos Chooch Ruiz is coming home, tomorrow.  Phinally!!  If … Continue reading →

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THE EAGLES SELECT…

Posted on April 25, 2013

Because Philly phans are criminally insane, we’re all super excited to watch the Eagles select a bunch of relatively unproven talent.  The draft in any sport is a complete crap-shoot.  This year is extra difficult because all of the players … Continue reading →

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RIP 2012-13 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

Posted on April 21, 2013

This past Wednesday, our Philadelphia 76ers played their final game of the season.  I’ll be honest, I had the Phillies game on and completely forgot about this game.  I only feel slightly bad about it since this season was a … Continue reading →

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HOW CHOOCH IS SPENDING HIS TIME ON HIS SABBATICAL

Posted on April 13, 2013

Chooch has a lot of free time on his hands since he’s been unfairly banned from the first 25 Phillies games of the season.  How has he been keeping busy?  Last season, I found out how Chooch spent his time … Continue reading →

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MISSING YOU, CHOOCH

Posted on April 8, 2013

The Phillies are 2-4.  The pitching has been terrible except for Lee and Lannan.   This is obviously due to the lack of our favorite human, Carlos Ruiz.  I’m not knocking Erik Kratz at all.  I mean he’s a fine backup … Continue reading →

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